Want to hear some original jokes?

Jokes...





Person one: Why did Blackbeard Feint?



Dumb Person two: Because going into a coma during a swordfight would have



been out of the question!







Q: Why are supercolliders evil?



A: Because they are machines of MASS destruction.







Did you hear about that bar that is exclusively for Shiites?



Everybody in it is Shiite faced!







Ice cream creature: I've been saving lots of DOS programs lately.





Friend: why?





Ice cream creature: Because I'm Hogging DOS!







Why was the Tick crazy?



It was a Looney-Tick!







Two Woks walk into a bar. The Barman says, ';We don't serve your kind';.



Boy, were they steamed!





A gas station owner, Fred, was talking to Dale, whose Dad, Trent,



was a terrible lush. Fred rushed over and said to Dale, ';Come



quick, your Daddy is a virgin!'; Dale said, ';Now wait a minute Fred,



my Daddy ain't no virgin!'; Fred said, ';It just so happens that



he's 'a virgin on falling into the well out back!';





Q: What do you call a soup that is also an aprodisiac?



A: Miso-horny





There once was a family who was rather perplexed about how to



contribute to nature, so they decided they would all urinate on a



tree for many years, then reap the harvest. The tree soaked up the



urine over many years, then they chopped it down and made a dish



from the wood. It was their ';Peetree dish';.





There was a guy who could not be named Vince. In fact, he was



InVincable.







There once was a cook who used Cumin



So much it was almost inhuman



With a spice rack



She was on the attack,



and heartburn was always a'loomingWant to hear some original jokes?
You have demonstrated the ability to relate abstract concepts in a logical use of symbols. Now that you have a growing repertoire of logically interpretative errors you need to create longer tension generating context descriptions. Keep up the good work.Want to hear some original jokes?
These jokes suck!!!
these are the most stupidest jokes i have ever heard
those jokes are SO BAD that im going to puke













also where did you get those jokes out of your but or what
dude, you should really delete this question, the jokes suck...... really badly
hahahaha funny....



check out this joke:



One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Colorado were

listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer

say, ';We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must

park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the

snowplows can get through.';



So the good wife went out and moved her car.



A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio

announcer said, ';We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so

the snowplows can get through.';



The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio

announcer says, ';We are expecting 12 to 14 inches s of snow and just

then the electricity went off.

The wife had a worried look on her face when she said, ';Honey, I

don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park

on so the snowplows can get through?';



With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to a blonde exhibit, the husband replied...



















';Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?';
don't mean to sound rude or mean but these aren't very good jokes but atleast they are original and good for trying.
hELP i LAUGHED SO HARD i CHOCKED ON MY GUM